Keep Calm It's Cuffin Season
So it Begins
Beware of the people who show up in September but dumps you in December. Yes, that’s right it is cuffing season. What is cuffing season? It is the time of year when people are looking to be boo’d up. The weather is getting cooler, the leaves are turning colors, romance is in the air. It is the time to be with the one you love. The Holidays are just around the corner. People are looking to settle down. They are ready to have a Netflix Weekend with their significant other. Some people are genuine in their pursuit of love, but others are wolves in sheeps clothing. They are on the hunt for their next prey. I call these people cuffers.
4 Ways to Know You are Dating a Cuffer
Spring and Summer come and gone they haven’t made any attempt to call you or hang out in months. Suddenly on the first cold spell they dialing your number wanting to hang out.
When they start the same exact argument the same way every year at the same time. By now you know what they are going to say verbatim.
You hitting the gym hard trying to slim down in the winter months and they asking why you going to gym so much. “I like my woman with some meat on her bones”
They at your house trying to eat every day. “Baby What You Cook”?
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