About Last Week

I am trying to think of something clever and witty to write about but right now I am drawing a blank.   I have been a drug induce haze for 2 days now.  Last Tuesday morning I went to the ER with severe pains in my lower back and groin area.  I knew it wasn’t my appendix because that was removed in 2007.  I thought it was fibroids, but that wasn’t it either.  The ER doctor said it was Kidney stones!  WhAAAAAT?  How in the heezy did I get kidney stones?  I am doing this water detox, after all.  Well, I learned that eating dairy along with the combination of sodas and poor diet can cause Kidney Stones…Well let’s just lately I have been on some Cocoa Pepples  real hard.  I have been eating them with WHOLE MILK!!!! I haven’t had whole milk in like 10 years.  I didn’t know it would throw my body into shock like this.  All Last week, I babysat my 1-year-old nephew, by the way, is transitioning to Whole Milk. OMG, I am going to stick to being a weekend Mom until I have kids of my own.  He was everywhere and into everything.  Did I mention the only way he can fall asleep is cuddling with you?  This was so hard for me since I am not a fan of cuddling.  Anyway that is a different post.  Well, the doctor decided to switch him to whole milk.  Good for him bad for me.  Since we had bought 2 gallons for him, I was eating my cereal with whole milk.  After this excruciating pain, I will never raise a glass of whole milk to my mouth.  Aint’ Nobody Got time for Kidney Stones and the horrible pain they bring.  Really people I felt like I was dying.  This whole ordeal has taught me several valuable lessons.

• I will not let my babies sleep in the bed with me and I am sending them to daycare early!  I don’t care if I do work from home.  We all need to miss each other.
• Whole Milk Is Not My Friend…seriously need to think about switching to Almond Milk all together
• Stop Procrastinating.  I had already pre-schedule my post…I would not be feeling so lost and behind.  I have to step up my blogging game.  

Ok Friends,  I have to go I feel the medicine kicking in.  Oh, that’s the other thing. I can’t be a drug head.  I hate feeling like I am in a dense fog…I am goofy enough. I don’t need any more help from drugs.